Masking Affection with Penthouse
You can read lots of boring press release sorts of things all over where various people — famous and not — have donated their time to promote what should be an act of simple kindness. Then again, you...
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People Are Having Orgies on ZOOM Are you a Netflix or a Virtual Orgy kind of guy? While COVID-19 caused elite sex club Snctm to cancel their infamous New York orgy for celebrities and the super-rich,...
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Why These Cuban Punks Injected Themselves With HIV For those on the outside, it’s hard to understand the punk mentality. That’s sort of the point. Being ‘punk’ is about shocking your parents, rebelling...
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Lockdown is still very much a thing in the United States … so that doesn’t leave much room for a Halloween celebration. No bar hopping, no house parties, no ding-dong ditching, no outside crowds, no...
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Where Are They Now? … Alexis Love Alexis says she “spent a few rewarding years feature dancing,” and then became an aesthetician. (Somehow that makes perfect sense, right?) But according to Ms. Alexis...
View ArticleLandlord Sex — Return of the Barter System
Landlords Ask For Sex Instead Of Rent During Coronavirus In 2016, Landlord Sex was porn’s fastest rising new genre. With the cost of living and rent increasing, owning property was the millennial...
View ArticlePenthouse Halloween 2020
No doubt Halloween 2020 will different from the Halloweens we have become used to over the years. As with everything in the COVID-19 world, you might as well adapt. Obviously we should all VOTE next...
View ArticleGerms in the Arsenal
Week after week early on, news about the coronavirus outbreak that began in Wuhan, China, in late 2019 kept getting worse. And with each passing day, the only thing we learned was how little we knew...
View ArticleWho hates Bill Gates?
Ever wish you could predict the future? Bill Gates can. “If anything kills over 10 million people in the next few decades, it’s most likely to be a highly infectious virus rather than a war. Not...
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Think about it: Thanksgiving Cam Girls. What a concept! There are a million reasons why we’re thankful for cam girls. For one thing, they’re nice to look at. They also make great friends. They make...
View ArticleAstronauts and the Side Effects
Penthouse takes a brief moment to think about some things most of us have probably never considered as we dreamed of being Astronauts. The Effects of Space Travel on Astronauts What happens to our...
View ArticleConfederate Names on U.S. Army Bases
What Gives? If you’re able to clear away the smoke and tear gas of 2020 — no easy feat, mind you — a loose, central question to much of all this noise is: Why should things stay this way just because...
View ArticleChilling With The Iceman
The Iceman It’s a few days after his birthday when I call Wim Hof, the legendary “Iceman” and extreme athlete known for his superhuman ability to withstand long-term exposure to sub-zero conditions....
View ArticlePetites Luxures
The Penthouse Interview Pettites Luxures is an anonymous erotic artist bringing sexual subtlety to the masses through his sensual, simplistic line drawings. We spoke to the mystery man about how he...
View ArticleDommes Doom
The Failure Of On-screen Dommes It’s not just the ill-fitting corset. It isn’t how utterly ludicrous it is that a mistress would pay someone 20 percent of her earnings to do … whatever it was that...
View ArticleLola Montez: The Un-Victorian
When the good citizens of Ballarat, Australia, stopped in the street in February 1856 to watch a comely young woman beating seven kinds of hell out of Henry Seekamp, editor of the Ballarat Times, with...
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Staying Home at Christmas with Cam Girls These girls are lonely and have been looking to make new friends in the online world. In fact, gorgeous women from all over the world have been looking to make...
View ArticleUFC: The Fight of the Century
Conor McGregor was talking about himself and the Irish nation he represents after an emotional victory in the Octagon back in 2014. But he could well have been talking about the sport he competes in....
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The Time is Mao Wild-eyed youths tearing down statues. Self-righteous twenty-somethings raging against older people who dare to think differently to them. Prim, unforgiving university students stalking...
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